Let's talk about girls.

Guys, how do you check chicks for cleanliness?

I have 3 criteria: nails, toilet and stove.

I watch these 3 subjects from all the girls automatically. Automatically. No matter what my attitude towards them is.
Nails must be well-groomed. Not necessarily extensions or anything out of the ordinary, but simply well-groomed. At a minimum, clean, neatly cut, filed, without burrs and varnished. The most arcane behavior is when a girl bites her nails or bites the skin around them. Such a woman is usually sloppy, fat, smells bad and immediately evokes associations with a stable.

There is also a mourning border under the nails. I'm not talking about shit under the nails, like children in the sandbox or vegetable stall saleswomen. We are talking about those cases when the nails are not perfectly clean. It could be a dark coating, some kind of dregs or uneven shade, marks from a pen, scuff marks or scratches when a woman picked through wool somewhere, smelled something, combed someone from somewhere, picked around somewhere or ran around in anything.

When I visit, I pay attention to the toilet and stove.

The porcelain nest must be in such a condition that you can drink from it. Why go far - right now I’ll go, as an example, I’ll take a photo of my little girl, who is already at least 8 years old, and attach it to the vyser.

Scratched by chocolate, or overgrown with moss on the outside, or dusty, or dirty in places hard to reach with a brush, freckled with drizzle, with rusty stains from water, or splattered with the urine of upright family members, the toilet immediately honestly admits that the women in this house only have to learn to complete the questionnaire grunt.

I won’t take a photo of my stove, because it hasn’t been washed for a week, and I’m ashamed, bgggg, but it should shine. For the little ones, the stove is a sad sight - a crusty surface covered with grease, salt, crumbs and other food debris, stained and stained.
The stove and surroundings of the entire powder room should be ideal. A dirty stove, carefully washed dishes, pieces of paper, bits of wood, bits and pieces, leftovers, a dirty refrigerator, the stench from it, cutlery not in the right places, all sorts of dubious items anywhere, a dirty floor, a scum under the sink, a bucket that has been breaking for at least a day from garbage, dust on the windowsill, grabbed and greasy handles of cabinets and doors, like in a miner's cabin, a dump on the table - clear signs of clogging.

Here, by the way, regardless of cleanliness, you can immediately see what kind of cook she is. A good housewife always has something to eat. Even if there is a risk of getting pistols, I go into the refrigerator and see what’s there and how. If there are no ready-made foods in the refrigerator, and the only raw materials are garlic, a couple of onions, a tired chicken, medicine and “mayanesic,” then this girl is, at best, fucking material.

At the same time, in addition to the above, there is always some kind of forge in the refrigerator in a steamed jar, the nature of which the girl finds it difficult to remember, and expired products are simply disposed of anyway. Delay puts a bullet in the diagnosis.

Look for a delay. Any lazy creature keeps in the refrigerator until the last moment any semi-finished products that accidentally came into its possession, until they begin to decompose and stink throughout the entire lair.
Look at the ketchup, dumplings, examine the eggs (chicken!), all sorts of semi-homnocutlets and other items for expiration dates.

Such sheep eat depressingly the same: breakfast - coffee with sweets and other cookies, lunch - at school or at work in a local rygalovka, any compound feed or pie bought around the corner, dinner - some kind of preshirak or, at best, the same dumplings from semi-finished products, the remains of which then rot in the refrigerator, and other nonsense.

Usually the listed advantages, except for the ability to cook, go together, but even if there is only one, then there is every chance that the girl is a Chukhan.

Such chukhan women are too lazy to shave their legs and other parts of the body if they don’t have sex, they can be too lazy to wash their hair or shave their cap, they will easily put on faded or faded panties with elastic bands that have come out, if they are favorite and comfortable, they will easily allow themselves to wear clothes that they already wear. in an amicable way, the washing machine is crying, they will brush their teeth for 15 seconds just to show off, before receiving guests at home they will collect the lying-about junk in a heap and stuff it in a lump in the closet, and their hanger is the back of a chair or an open door, and the shelf is the bed or the floor .

Optionally, you can pay attention to shoes.
A pixie-haired girl will use her last money to buy one expensive pair and will look after and monitor it, and a chukhan girl will buy a whole clip of gonopedals that suit her like a saddle for a cow, which she will quickly wipe with a rag in the morning and run about her business.

If it’s not a problem for you to get slapped or heard that you’re an asshole or a freak, you can look in the girl’s bag. The contents of the chukhanka's bag are an eagle-eyed arctic fox. You don’t even have to list the qualifying features, and everything will become clear.

Now post your observations in the comments.